Bloomsbury USA Childrens
On sale:
April 2010
Price:
$12.99
Format:
Paperback
Size:
4.375 x 7 in
Pages:
160 pp
Ages:
12
Grades:
7
ISBN-13: 9781599902791
ISBN-10: 1599902796
Practiced by countless siblings but mastered by few - here is the definitive guide to the martial art of tormenting your brother or sister.
Bro-jitsu is a highly stylized form of physical and mental combat that has been practiced and honed to perfection over countless millennia by billions of human beings who all have one crucial thing in common: annoying siblings. The book breaks down Bro-jitsu into three strategies: offensive moves, defensive moves, and psychological manipulation. Each section delivers step-by-step instructions on performing crucial techniques, from the classic Wet Willy to the inventive Full-Body Defensive Fish Wiggle. No sibling should be without it!"With deadpan wit and wisdom the book clarifies that even the most cruel and ridiculous moves and weapons serve a logical purpose. Something of a tongue-in-cheek variant of The Dangerous Book for Boys, this should have broad appeal for non-squeamish siblings (especially reluctant readers who can easily dip in), and for sharing with nostalgic adults. Let the memory-making begin!"--BCCB
“From doubtless-ancient classics like the ear flip and basic tripping to such comparatively new tortures as noogies, wedgies, and the wet-towel snap, Wilson systematizes the techniques of sibling harassment as a martial art “practiced and honed to perfection over countless millennia by billions of human beings.” Offering ideas for both attackers and attackees, he groups his brief (and largely superfluous) instructions into “Offensive Moves,” “Defensive Moves,” and “Psychological Moves” (most notable among the last being the “Strong Ignore”), then rounds off his manual with various tickles and other moves deemed most effective on toddler-age sibs. McClaine adds occasional two-toned drawings that depict young demonstrators of diverse ages and races. Unless used as a discussion-starter, this is unlikely to spark second thoughts in actual bullies, but like John Hargrave’s Mischief Maker’s Manual (2009) and the like, it may prove popular with armchair psychopaths.”— Booklist
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